nue:

i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

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yungbasedblogger:

where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist

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fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

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" I can’t believe I’m still sad over you. "